Laker Fans--Pull out the BROOMS!!~~~WHOOA!!!~~Can U say SWEEP?

lol im real hungry. im gonna eat all my nuggets (4) then im gonna spit out the kenyons and J.Rs and u can sweeep that..

I need help so much! Please!!!?

K, thanks for reading! I need a lotta help! I am trying to raise money for a new Nintendo Wii. So far, I only have 40$ (please don't reply with messages like "Man your not gonna get it at that rate") My mom says if i rake the leaves, I'll get 40$, so i have 80. Then, for christmas, 2 of my brothers will give me 20, so thats 120$ then my grandmother will give 20 so its 140$ then my stepmom will give me a 20$ best buy gift card so its kinda 160$. My father will give me 20$ so its 180$. Then my mom says she'll give me another 10$ because she owes me. So there's 190$. Finally, my mom says if i keep my room clean, fold my clothes and finish my homework until christmas (3 weeks only) I will get 100$ so thats about 290$ So i have my Wii and about 2 controllers (i think wii only comes with one) So now, i want to raise money for Wii games. PLEASE HELP ME WITH IDEAS TO RAISE MONEY!!!, NO ONE WIILL PAY IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD FOR STUFF. PLEASE!

What is the most efficient and effective way to become a serviceable golfer?

My boss signed me up for a golf tournament next month, and I have never played golf before in my life. He said it's less about actually playing and more about meeting everyone who will be there, but that said I still would like to not embarr myself out there. I know the basic rules and scoring from watching golf on TV and playing video games growing up. But I'm curious to know what opinions are regarding those who are just starting out. Thanks!

What to do when boyfriend has very large p*nis?

Ok so I have had a few previous partners before my current boyfriend. We just began having for the first time a few of days ago and it has been quite uncomfortable. He is wide (which is part of the problem), but then he is also quite long. It is painful when he goes too far and finding a rhythm is difficult. My past partners have been more average and there were never any difficulties with them. We tried using lubricant but that didn't really help a whole lot and I don't think he knows what to do about the pain either. If you could hold the sarcastic responses, that would be very much appreciated. I know I'm not the only one in the world with this problem so some genuine advice would be nice. Thank you!

Engine is VERY smokey when cold but no more smoke at operational temp. why is it? im buying car from ebay huh?

when just ignited, it is claimed that engine becomes VERY VERY smokey, but disappears once the engine reaches operational temp. What has actually caused this? and how much would it cost to repair? or replacing it with a new engine? thanks!!

VERY LONG STORY. Why would he lie like this? Is there more to it?

If i were you I would follow my gut instinct. You think he is lying to you and has more going on, then you are probably right. But it is not normal the way they have been going about it, I mean he should include you in there with her and from the sound of it he has not been. I mean come on, wanting to hang out with a girl that he thinks those things about. Don't you think it is funny they have such close friendship so fast and really did not include you in it. You are his GF but sounds like he has things going on that he is keeping from you.

What should i buy, i want another reptile just not sure wich?

im experienced with iguanas and chameleons. i was looking for a new pet i had those as a child. kinda looking for yalls opinion thank you an the money for building the tank don't matter